Makeover, part one
Vut-vut (angle-head die grinder if you insist), rasp, stone, and 60 grit dry gets 'em singing. A couple days wet sanding to snowflake 220, and call it. The stone was pure trash. I'm happy.
The base will be the same story: dunnage to pedestal. I'll need to bring my old chainsaw up, though. No bandsaw.